I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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