is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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