Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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