Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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