I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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