Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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