it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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