need another drink. this is the easiest way
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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