She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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