she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
