We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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