He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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