your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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