So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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