remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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