i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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