I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You are the jesus of drinking
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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