On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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