Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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