are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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