Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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