I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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