You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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