using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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