But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
did you just send me my own nude
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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