My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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