Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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