They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I FOUND THE LEGS
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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