he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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