I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
