I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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