OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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