So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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