Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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