Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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