Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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