but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I could make wine with my vomit
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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