Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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