its not stalking. its research.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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