my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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