Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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