Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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