it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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