Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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