PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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