Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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