Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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