I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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