Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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