his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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