we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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