Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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