so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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