Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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