On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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