And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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