I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Dear god my vagina.
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